QUICK SOMEONE DRAW HARU SAYING THAT HE’s BEEN TASTING MAKOTO FOR LIKE HELLA LONG AND HE SHOWS SOMEONE THIS BOTTLE
“Makoto tastes so good that I just can’t stop. Makoto makes me happy, and I get even more excited when I poor Makoto all over my body”
"Makoto tastes very delicious on mackerel"
*Entire club is looking at him with shocked looks then Makoto walks in and they just stare at him and he’s so confused and feels so awkward like what did he miss*
Gou: Now, everyone, as athletes you all need to eat better. So, this morning the lovely Gou-chan is going to do an assessment of what you all had for breakfast this morning. Nagisa-kun, what did you eat for breakfast?
Nagisa: Eh? Iwatobi Jelly bread, of course!
Gou: Wha?! I told you not to eat that stuff! Next! Makoto-senpai?
Makoto: *sheepishly* I had a traditional breakfast my mother made for me. Miso soup, natto, some fish and rice.
Gou: You shouldn’t eat so much in the morning, senpai. Next, Rei-kun!
Rei: *glasses sparkle* I had a glorious breakfast. One simply cannot fathom the beauty of the—
Gou: Enough! It’s too early for this. Haruka-senpai?
Haru: I squirted some Makoto on my mackerel this morning.
Everyone else: O.O
Haru: I spilled too much so I had to lick it off. It got everywhere. But it was good, salty and tangy but a little too rich for my tastes. It was a little thicker than I had expected.
Nagisa: Eh? Mako-chan and Haru-chan?!
Rei: *flustered and shocked*
Makoto: Oh, you tried the stuff, Haru?
Haru: Yeah. It was good.
Makoto: That’s good. I’m glad you liked it. I’ve got more I can give you later. *smiles*
Haru: Aa. Thanks. I want it with honey this time.
Makoto: haha. Okay, Haru.
Everyone else: *jaws drop*
Makoto and Haru: *blink*
Makoto: What’s wrong?
Nagisa: *pats Makoto on the shoulder* congrats, Mako-chan, Haru-chan. *beams at them* I wish you two every happiness.
Rei: *pushing up glasses with a flustered look* Y-You’re both guys…but judging from the data and how close you two are…and the fact that Makoto-senpai pretty much goes in and out of Haruka-senpai’s house whenever he wants to…I-I should have foreseen this.
Gou: *thinking: I-If those two are doing *that* together T-then-then…*imagines all the muscles involved in the deed* Kyaa! *hearts float around her as she imagines muscles moving as Makoto moves back and forth while Haru writhes beneath him*